welcome to team fortress 2.
after 9 years in development, we hope it was worth the wait.

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I've come to make an announcement: Bendy's a b**ch-ass motherf**ker, he Inked on my f**king wife. That's right, he took his demon-f**kin' Inky d**k out and he Inked on my f**king wife, and he said his d**k was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on Lighter Side Films: Bendy The Dancing Demon, you've got a small d**k. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my d*ng looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no inks, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER INK!! Except I'm not gonna Ink on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M INKING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Henry?! I INKED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the Ink D R O P L E T S hit the f**king Earth, now get outta my f**king sight, before I Ink on you too!

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THY END IS NOW!

men

I wonder what's for D I N N E R .