Step 1:

Be way too confident, Especially when Eggman's boutta get his ass beat for the 76206253rd time

Protect your friends no matter what and if they need you currently then go zip to them and help them out immediately, that's what best friends are for!

Zoom anywhere as fast as you can, even if its just few meters away, what matters is that you need to get to your destination as quickly as possible, do peal outs to get to full speed quicker!

Be clueless, even in the most dire situations, trust me it will help in the long run and totally not end with you being in jail...














Make sure to blame everything you do on that fake hedgehog as well

Just because you're always saving the world (More like stopping eggman from causing destruction again) doesn't mean you can't relax for awhile, take a breather and rela..

Welp looks like eggman is trying to blow up the planet again, hope you enjoyed your break!

Be annoying.. in the good way, and say random phrases alot, or even ones that relate to what your doing as well, trust me its really funny and im sure it will never get annoying at all!

Be random as hell, just be goofy at the most random and out of context times possible, don't do it too often though

And finally, eat chilidogs whenever you're even the slightest of hungry, chilidogs are the best thing to ever exist on this planet, so eat them whenever you get the chance!!

Congrats! You now know how to Sonic, make sure to go fast and eat those chilidogs at lightning speed!