ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? Corona is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for us and you’ve just tested positive for being NAUGHTY Social distancing is in effect and I want to spend my quarenTEEN with YOU So grab your isopropyl-lubricant and ♥♥♥ over so I can administer your treatment and inject you with the vaccine We’ll spend the lockdown flattening the curve and FATTENING DEM’ CURVES Get ready for 14 days of THICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS and sitting on my facemask Send this to covid-19 of your sloppiest SYMPTOMATIC SLUTS If you get 5 back, you’re a Wuhan bat ♥♥♥♥♥ If you get 10 back, you’re a hornyhealthyhoe If you get all 19 back your ass is the ANTIDOTE and it’s in high demand

Babyduckz I just want you to know that you mean a lot to me. Every night I dream about seeing your nude body pressed up against the shower door, soap lathered all around. The shower head spraying hot water and having it run down your body. The steam foggy up the window I look at you through, the sadness when it becomes to foggy to see. But one day you will leave that window open, and it wont fog up. I can finally watch you shower in full glory and on that day I will be happy. The world will see a new man, an improved man, one who isnt afriad to venture forth into the unknown abyss that is courage. I will approach you after that day and beg to you, plead with you, to let me be your eternal servant. Fulfilling your every need and desire you will not be disappointed. You are my noble and I am your Samurai. I will fight to the death to defend you're very honor. I will die for you, my king. You are my everything.

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Even Stephen William Hawking could play better than you noobs. Anytime~

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