滑稽銀行貓四十五 最近的评测

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
| Can be changed with mods from the steam workshop |
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
| you have to be the right person to enjoy it |
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
| Can be changed with mods from the steam workshop |
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma
| you have to have a pretty long attention span |
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
| if the grind is too much, get a infinite money mod in the workshop |
---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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SUS

every time i fire it up, i feel the love the devs put into the game

most confusing thing ive ever played

kinda fun ngl
(that you have to have the epic games launcher running alongside steam sucks tho)

I own the game since 2 months or so and never managed to get in a match because there are no servers


home screen is cool tho

So, i bought the game with the intention to play it in a few years (when its fixed to some degree) - like all the other titles. A friend who plays the game frequently for some reason told me they "fixed the game", so i downloaded it again and wanted to give the new update a spin. The conclusion is: kinda. The major bugs and gliches were fixed (i can´t walk in the air or drive up the side of buildings with a quad anymore)

although i still have infinite loading screens and frequent game crashes i kinda enjoyed it.

The conclusion is: If you really want to play battlefiend 2042 you know can without the major inconveniences the game had before, but if you are looking for a new game with constant new content you are at the wrong adress here. If you are interested in the game pick it up when its discounted and DO NOT pay 60 bucks for it (its not really worth it and it is always discounted anyways)

Idk why but my monkey brain likes seeing balloons pop, also ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ addictive

---- Here is my review of gta 5 ----


---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good (in story-mode)
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay (in online)
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress (in story-mode)
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding (in online)

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long (if you play story-mode)
☑ To infinity and beyond (if you play online)

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price (dont buy it for 60$ tho, its ALWAYS on sale)
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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if you are just starting out i recommend the beginner guides from TGG on youtube
> https://www.youtube.com/c/TGG01
> https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmsb_p-bcqRJBPnheaAr3dAgcbS-N7Vq3
> https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmsb_p-bcqRIPIT6FfWdcKvUmBOcEdVO0
> https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmsb_p-bcqRLNhvVI8i6om5Nvi_VN8jAY

----- My review of euro truck simulator 2 -----


---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful (with mods)
☐ Good
☑ Decent (without mods)
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm (with mods)
☑ Very good (without mods)
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint (without mods)
☑ Potato (with mods)
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs (in 1 in 30 runs you glich through the map when driving against a building)
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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Please note that EVERYTHING can be fixed with mods from the steam workshop

>> Here are some mods i suggest you check out <<

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5FPvDPOQoQ&t=9s
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rvPxx2olFc&t=11s
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNsttnrbCDw&t=550s
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JePeM0CwB8s&t=564s
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQxmvObZ2-g
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uqper3Exb0&t=225s