Whenever I meet a girl, I am asking her one simple question: have you voted for my rights?

As a man, as a disabled transethnic colonized trans-ethnic one-testicle (I had a surgery) lesbian woman, I feel it is my duty to ensure that the women who are privileged enough to sleep with me are treating me with dignity and respect.

Just recently, I had met with this Bulgarian woman who now identifies as a snake. She said that she is voting for Donad J Trump. I stood firmly against her vote because voting for Kameowla means voting for my right to be the transhuman that I am.

Thank you for listening. I am brave.